Do I have SHRINK written on my head?

SnoozeDo I exude some hormone that say tell me about it… even if it is by text. I don’t have anything better to do!

The worse part is I can’t just nod my head and look like I am listening. I actually have to type something and seem to be watching the chat box and not be on G+.

What is worse is I can’t find a graceful way to sigh off. I can’t say “Hey you are breaking up. Wait can you #KJKFJDKJ me? I think that IMAKJF losing yoMKLJ.” then hang up.

Oh no, can’t do that with chat, it doesn’t work.

I can’t look at my phone and say “Damn, is it really ##:##? Man I am so late. I hate to run, catch up with me.”

Can’t fake a vibrating call: “Sorry, let me get this. Damn thing vibrates and I jump. Hello? Yes Virginia, there is a Santa Claus and I’m on my way back to the office. Sure I can do that, just have the papers ready for me.”

No… so how do I get out of this?


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